“The Marvellator” is a simple PHP script that generates random, bizarre or possibly worrying comic book titles, usually in the style of “The Amazing Spiderman”, “Incredible X-Men” etc. I think the most horrifying prospect it’s generated for me is “The Adventures of Tiny Rorschach” — even more horrifying because it actually exists. (Thanks Frankie.)
Naturally, this has nothing to do with Marvel Comics in any way (please don’t sue me).
You can:
The Incredible Hulk (2008) (not to be confused with Hulk (2003), the Incredible Hulk (1987) or the Pretty Good, I Guess Hulk (2013).)
BRUCE BANNER blah blah blah SCIENCE blah blah BLOOD blah blah GREEN blah HULK SMASH. Blah blah ANGST. Some STUFF happens, and it was generally a bit better than the PREVIOUS ALMOST INDISTINGUISHABLE HULK MOVIE.
Punches thrown by Giant Mutant Things: Over 9000
Purple stretchy pants: 1
Armoured vehicles exploded: 7
Abominations that involve bacon: 0
Abominations that do not involve bacon: 1
Guatemala: 1
Guatepeor: 1
Lolphysics moments: 2 (excluding the premise itself)
HULK SMASH: 1
Robert Downey Jrs: 1
Samuel L. Jacksons: 0
Movies with almost identical endings we still have to put up with before they finally make the damn SHIELD movie: 3?
Overall: 3/5