The Marvellator

“The Mar­vel­la­tor” is a sim­ple PHP script that gen­er­ates ran­dom, bizarre or pos­si­bly wor­ry­ing comic book titles, usu­ally in the style of “The Amaz­ing Spi­der­man”, “Incred­i­ble X-Men” etc. I think the most hor­ri­fy­ing prospect it’s gen­er­ated for me is “The Adven­tures of Tiny Rorschach” — even more hor­ri­fy­ing because it actu­ally exists. (Thanks Frankie.)

Nat­u­rally, this has noth­ing to do with Mar­vel Comics in any way (please don’t sue me).

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Film Review by the Numbers: The Incredible Hulk (2008)

The Incred­i­ble Hulk (2008) (not to be con­fused with Hulk (2003), the Incred­i­ble Hulk (1987) or the Pretty Good, I Guess Hulk (2013).)

BRUCE BANNER blah blah blah SCIENCE blah blah BLOOD blah blah GREEN blah HULK SMASH. Blah blah ANGST. Some STUFF hap­pens, and it was gen­er­ally a bit bet­ter than the PREVIOUS ALMOST INDISTINGUISHABLE HULK MOVIE.

Punches thrown by Giant Mutant Things: Over 9000
Pur­ple stretchy pants: 1
Armoured vehi­cles exploded: 7
Abom­i­na­tions that involve bacon: 0
Abom­i­na­tions that do not involve bacon: 1
Guatemala: 1
Guate­peor: 1
Lol­physics moments: 2 (exclud­ing the premise itself)
HULK SMASH: 1
Robert Downey Jrs: 1
Samuel L. Jack­sons: 0
Movies with almost iden­ti­cal end­ings we still have to put up with before they finally make the damn SHIELD movie: 3?

Over­all: 3/5