ROMULUS gets nuked by a SUPERNOVA, VULCAN gets nuked by a BLACK HOLE, and all Earth has to show for it is almost get­ting nuked by a GIANT-ASS SPACE DRILL. Poor show, Earth­lings. Also, an ODD-NUMBERED STAR TREK FILM is ACTUALLY GOOD.

Kobayashi Maru: 1
Pretty Space­ships: 7
Scenes with Bones in them: 34 (not enough)
Scenes with Scot­tie in them: 15 (not enough)
Approx­i­mate age of Chekov: 12
Mem­bers of the Cast that Eric Wants: 3
Com­edy Red-Shirt Moments: 1
Leonard Nimoy: 1
Romu­lans’ Pas­sion for Drilling: Over 9000
Regard for Health & Safety Reg­u­la­tions in Romu­lan Ship Design: 0
Chances of Kirk Being put on Just the Right Planet at Just the Right Time to be Saved from the Grib­bly Crea­ture by Old Spock:
    0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
Cook­ies baked whilst watch­ing this film: 12

Over­all: 4/5