By the com­bined pow­ers of Tesco DVD Rental and Scotch sin­gle malt, I present… largely inco­her­ent mock­ing of films!

For ref­er­ence, how I cal­cu­late the ‘over­all score’.

Yes u can haz RSS.

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The Films

• 10 Things I Hate about You
• 17 Again
• 2001: A Space Odyssey
• 2012
• Alice in Won­der­land (2010)
• Angel
• Arthur and the Invisibles
• Astro Boy (2009)
• Atlantis: The Lost Empire
• Beastly
• Bee Movie
• Beetle­juice
• Beowulf
• Bolt
• Bride Wars
• Camp Rock
• Cap­tain Amer­ica (2011)
• Clash of the Titans (2010)
• Conan the Bar­bar­ian (2011)
• Date Night
• Despi­ca­ble Me
• Dorian Gray
• Drag­onball Evolution
• Dune (1984)
• Enchanted
• Eragon
• Fail­ure to Launch
• Fame (2009)
• FAQ about Time Travel
• First Daugh­ter
• Ghost Town
• Going the Distance
• Hanna
• Harry Pot­ter and the Deathly Hal­lows, Part I
• Harry Pot­ter and the Half-Blood Prince
• High School Musi­cal 2
• Hor­ton Hears a Who!
• Igor
• Incep­tion
• Jude
• Knight and Day
• Legion
• Licence to Wed
• Love and Other Drugs
• Major Movie Star
• Mamma Mia!
• Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
• Mega­mind
• Mon­sters vs Aliens
• Nancy Drew
• Next
• No Reser­va­tions
• Percy Jack­son and the Light­ning Thief
• Planet 51
• Ponyo
• Prince of Per­sia: The Sands of Time: More Colons Anyone?
• Pro­fes­sor Lay­ton and the Eter­nal Diva
• Rachel Get­ting Married
• Scott Pil­grim vs the World
• Sex and the City
• She’s the Man
• Sher­lock Holmes
• Sher­lock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
• Sleep­ing Beauty (2011)
• Source Code
• Star Trek (2009)
• Tan­gled
• The Broth­ers Grimm
• The Imag­i­nar­ium of Doc­tor Parnassus
• The Incred­i­ble Hulk (2008)
• The Last Airbender
• The Last Mimzy
• The Lizzie McGuire Movie
• The Mus­ke­teer (2001)
• The Nev­erend­ing Story
• The Reader
• The Sorcerer’s Appren­tice (2010)
• The Vampire’s Assistant
• Thor
• Tin­ker­bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
• Twi­light
• Watch­men
• Whip It
• Wild Tar­get
• Your High­ness
• Zookeeper