Joseph has a bad effect on me. =S
So, I sort of want to write a post-apocalyptic episode of Thomas the Tank Engine where a botched nuclear test leaves the humans dying of radi­a­tion poi­son­ing, and the trains spend the humans’ last days con­vinc­ing them to attach spikes and guns to all the engines so they can duke it out Mad Max style.

Is this:
a) The best idea since sliced bread,
b) The worst idea since the siege of Stal­in­grad,
c) Not the kind of thing I should ever dis­cuss in public

And also:
a) Pro­tected under Fair Use laws,
b) Going to get me a Cease and Desist let­ter faster than you can say “Holy shit Gor­don, where did you get that SCUD launcher from?”