Revenge of the Mosquito

The “Mos­quito” anti-loitering sys­tem appar­ently still exists (shows how much I visit shop­ping cen­tres), and some­how is still up for dis­cus­sion in the House of Com­mons. I don’t believe I’ve pub­licly vented my spleen on this sub­ject before, so here goes.

I’ve said before that soci­ety isn’t bro­ken, but if you’re look­ing for an exam­ple of how it some­times gets pretty close, you need look no fur­ther than the Mos­quito. For the unaware, it’s a device designed to be installed in shop­ping cen­tres and malls that emits a high-pitched whine sup­pos­edly only audi­ble to chil­dren. It’s proven quite pop­u­lar in recent years due to a rise in youth crime, or a rise in middle-class fears of kids in hood­ies — one of the two.

Let me just sum­marise that for effect: We have cre­ated tech­nol­ogy specif­i­cally to drive away our own children.

And it’s hardly some device that seeks out kids with ill inten­tions — its irri­tat­ing whine is audi­ble to any­one with good hear­ing. My son is two years old and has caused no pub­lic nui­sance bar occa­sional incon­ti­nence. He can hear your sod­ding Mos­quito. I am 25 years old, with a job and a fam­ily and a mort­gage and an inter­est in pol­i­tics. I am every­thing you want the ‘hood­ies’ to become, and I can hear your sod­ding mosquito.

You’re try­ing to scare off our chil­dren, those same peo­ple that in twenty years time will be run­ning your coun­try and pay­ing for your pen­sion. And you don’t even have enough respect to treat them like human beings capa­ble of com­mu­ni­ca­tion — you drive them out of pub­lic spaces with noise­mak­ers like you drive cats off of your lawn.

Sure, youth crime might be on the rise — I don’t have the fig­ures, so maybe it is, maybe it isn’t. And I don’t claim to have the solu­tion to that. But what­ever that solu­tion is, it does not involve the Mosquito.

Shop­ping cen­tres are not your gar­den, kids are not ani­mals, and hang­ing around in a pub­lic area is not the same as shit­ting on your lawn.

Aaand we’re done.

3 thoughts on “Revenge of the Mosquito

  1. Well said, Ian. There’s one of these in a shop near a friends house and god damn is it annoy­ing. Once you notice it you sim­ply can­not ignore it again.

  2. This would explain why I keep hear­ing a fuck­ing buzzing around Man­ches­ter city cen­tre. I thought I was just going mad.

    I main­tain loi­ter­ing is a by prod­uct of one thing… most young­sters nowa­days out­side of school have noth­ing to do. Peo­ple don’t want them out­side, so they’re kept from meet­ing in fields. Many cities don’t have parks any more, so that’s out of the ques­tion. I don’t think schools have encour­aged after school activ­i­ties in a long time, apart from foot­ball once a week. So what the fuck else are they sup­posed to do?

    Bizarrely the least hoodie rid­den place I’ve been too was in chav cen­tral, Essex. Mostly because the locals gave the kids of the area some­thing to do with play­ing fields and a youth club.

    @Freiza — Soft sen­tenc­ing isn’t the point. The point of prison is to stop crimes hap­pen­ing. Given reof­fend­ing rates for youth crime stick­ing peo­ple in prison with no alter­na­tive to isn’t likely to solve squat. If it did the rates wouldn’t be so high. Teach a bug­ger some­how they can make a liv­ing how­ever and chances are the rate of reof­fense would be lower, as I believe has been proven suc­cess­ful in the Nether­lands and Scan­danavia. It may not be philo­soph­i­cally ful­fill­ing but is some­what more likely to work.

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