I didn’t realise this before today, but appar­ently Eric needs to weigh 10 stone, and Social Ser­vices come to take away the babies of pagan par­ents. Also, know­ing one’s lim­its and ask­ing for help are frowned upon. And the mort­gage advi­sor is ““really sad that I’m not more pro-active””.
Oh, and ““Ian is bone-idle. I might be able to change him, but it seems doubt­ful””.
Bet­ter yet, drink­ing any milk that isn’t skimmed and long-life is appar­ently an act of rebel­lion! Full-fat milk for all! Long live the rev­o­lu­tion!
I need to shout at this woman some­time soon, before I explode.